Losing, Loser, Lost

So I've recognized a pattern in my life, and I've decided that it's best if I make it public. Every time a good friend gets married I have a serious sense of loss and become very very sad. This weekend I lost not only one, but two friends to marriage. So, dear friends, if you find a love and decide to leave me for him/her, do not be alarmed if I start to be very mean to you, drink too much, or cry incessantly. It's just my way. My very dysfunctional way.