I Am Single-Handedly Ruining the Internet

Hey! I started a new blog. It's about dancing! I need a hobby! That doesn't involve my computer!

Oh Boy

Dear Diary,

Wow. What a crazy week. Two of my top three most memorable evenings have occurred in the last eight days. Last weekend, I had the pleasure of spending some time with a few acquaintances. It was a good reminder of many things. I am so thankful for the people that I have in my life. I am continuously surrounded by folks who are nice and respectful and don't mimic dirty deeds at the dinner table. Uh huh. Last night I broke my favorite of all rules: being in bed before midnight. I got home at 3am with french fries and a muffin from mcdonald's and a belly full of wine. Uh huh. Before 3am came around, I watched a coworker strip down to his gonch. I met a guy who is a vegetarian and used to be a preacher and is still totally inappropriate to date. I also spent about half an hour trying to convince my friend that it would be a bad idea to make out with a coworker. I will spare you the boring details of both nights, but I really really like being boring. I am going to work on being a little more boring from now on. I also have some stories about my new nd, but I will keep the body talkk on the body blog.

Lemon and Cayenne and Maple, Oh My!

I am still "working" on getting a diagnosis of some sort for my allergies/sensitivities. "Working" may not be the right word as it implies some sort of action. I am actively waiting to meet with a new naturopath (only 10 more days until my appointment). When I'm not busy waiting, I keep myself busy with consuming copious amounts of gluten (bread, beer, and muffins). It has been such a good time. I have heard that some people with problems with gluten lose weight - I don't. I feel like a whale. Be-luuuu-ga. My belly hurts and some of my pants don't fit very well. So...today I decided that as soon as I find out just what's going on in my body I am going to go on (drum roll...) the Master Cleanse. I really really love things that cleanse my insides. My favorite part of the description of the cleanse is when it describes the Salt Water Flush (disgusting). I have senna tea left over from the time that I did the Colonix Colon Cleanse (which was a total let down) so I won't be braving the flush. TMI? Too bad for you.

Poor Choice

I sometimes tell jokes that aren't funny. Such as v---------. I deleted that post. (Good choice).