Is That A Unicorn in Your Eye Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Last weekend after building a fort with my pals, we played a game of Yahtzee and then took a little nap in the fort. My glasses were off because of the nap. We decided to destroy the fort and then I made a blanket monster. One of my pals didn't like my monster, and threw a stuffed unicorn in my direction. And then the unicorn hit me right in my eye. I am almost 32 and narrowly escaped blindness from a blanket monster-unicorn related injury. Ha.